Toilet Conversations

I just had to record this conversation, because it is the perfect example of what your life becomes when you live with a 3 and 5 year old child.

Kate calling out from the bathroom: "Someone, come quick, there's too much poos!"

I come running, not quite sure what I will be faced with when I turn the corner after that sentence.

Kate is sitting on the toilet.  Nothing seems amiss (a mess)...whew!

Me:"What's the problem Kate?"

Kate: "There's too much poos"

Me: "So wipe your bottom" (duh)

Kate: "(mid strain)I can't....they're still coming"

Me: "Ok, so wait until you have finished all your poos, and then wipe your bottom"

At this point Jaimee comes and joins the party at the toilet.  "Can I see?" she asks helpfully.

Kate: "Yep, see, there's too much poos eh?

Jaimee: "(peering behind her into the toilet)oh yeah...there is!"

The girls break into hysterical giggles and I walk away rolling my eyes.



Ahh....life with preschoolers! So fun!