I just had to record this conversation, because it is the perfect example of what your life becomes when you live with a 3 and 5 year old child.
Kate calling out from the bathroom: "Someone, come quick, there's too much poos!"
I come running, not quite sure what I will be faced with when I turn the corner after that sentence.
Kate is sitting on the toilet. Nothing seems amiss (a mess)...whew!
Me:"What's the problem Kate?"
Kate: "There's too much poos"
Me: "So wipe your bottom" (duh)
Kate: "(mid strain)I can't....they're still coming"
Me: "Ok, so wait until you have finished all your poos, and then wipe your bottom"
At this point Jaimee comes and joins the party at the toilet. "Can I see?" she asks helpfully.
Kate: "Yep, see, there's too much poos eh?
Jaimee: "(peering behind her into the toilet)oh yeah...there is!"
The girls break into hysterical giggles and I walk away rolling my eyes.
Ahh....life with preschoolers! So fun!